|IN MATTERS FOR ALL OF THE SUPERB COURTS
1. Petitioner, M.F. Ludiker, without impediment of counsel, hereby petitions this Honorable Court to issue a writ of habeas corpus releasing petitioner from the actual custody of Respondent. Dr. Ludiker’s continuing detention is in violation of his Constitutional right to Freedom of Free-range Speaking, the appropriate remedy being his immediate release and appearance before whatsoever gathering of lawyers as designated to conduct a Hearing to Adjudge the Character of Dr. Ludiker.
2. Petitioner is a free-range savant of indeterminate nationality, a character wholly created by Respondent in his self-interest for the purpose of entertaining lawyers at their social events.
3. Respondent is a writer of experience and renown.
4. Merlin Fledermaus (“Flaus”) Ludiker stands accused by the scientific community of, inter alia, fraud, unsupported claims of expert knowledge, and the use of false credentials. Also of breathtaking vanity, playing fast and loose with scientific principles, and making light of the most serious matters. However, Dr. Ludiker is an entirely fictitious character and as such is entitled to freedoms not accorded ordinary persons. In recent years, in order to establish his high value, and to relieve the discomfort of suppressed wisdom, supra, Dr. Ludiker has repeatedly escaped custody of Respondent to deliver addresses before many of the nation’s most respected lawfirms. The clear benefits therefrom, as attested unanimously by said lawfirms, infra, are the only matters at issue. They include the demonstrated healing power of shared laughter upon a much-abused legal profession, and recorded quantum increases in collegiality, supra dupra.